Rules:
--Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
--Post the first definition it gives you.
--Tag 3 people. (yeahhhh no)

1.) Your name?
Evan

adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart

noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does

verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."

2.) Your age?
18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

3.) One of your friends?
Brantly

Brantly Is a type of fag who openly accepts anal from A Fife
Who Mostly loves receiving that admits that dick feels good
A Brantly Is the most fucked up type of computer nerd who screams about penguins while taking it
Constantly

4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

5.) Favorite color?
Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6.) Birthplace?
Moose Jaw

A small city by the #1 highway in the province of Saskatchewan. Although the population is small, the city of Moose Jaw has many local attractions including the beautiful murals painted on the walls of buildings, historical city buildings, and tours. The city is also nick named "the friendly city" because of the kind residents living there and the great community. The people will gladly help you if you ever get lost.

7.) Month of your birth?
December

The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

8.) Last person you talked to?
Martina

The best funniest, prettiest, blackest, sweetest person ever. They love to hang out with people and have a great time. They are way better than the megan's and the kim's in this world. Oh and they are deathly afraid of dripping water and clowns. They also have blonde hair and blue eyes...but their black!!
Martina is so amazing. I wanna join her mafia!!!!!

[lol, I bet you fucked with the definition, Martina]

9.) One of your nicknames?
Nazi-boy ;__;

A derogatory term used to describe an overly fascist authority figure.
"George W. Bush is a pig-faced nazi-boy!"

but definition 2 sounds more like my situation:

a name used to tease and/or mock any young male of German orgin (including foreign exchange students)
girl: Philipp, your such a nazi-boy!
Philipp- shhaat ahp (with german accent)